This Never SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED
Not that I’m trying to one-up you, Vanessa — but I recently went on a date that never SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. I’ll fill you in later…. what is interesting, Vanessa, is that this guy also thought he was well endowed. I wouldn’t have cared if Mr. Short Stick was Mr. Baseball Bat — it never should have happened.
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Interesting categories you created for Mr. Short Stick’s story….
[Men who are jerks, Men who are lousy in bed, Men who are wimps....] are all new categories.
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Does appear that way, BeBe. I should add “men without balls.” Poor thing — he was so pathetic — I couldn’t even stand the sound of his voice. Basically — he’s a worm.
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For the record - Amber shared a bit offline about Mr. Short Stick and out of respect for his privacy we have decided to say very little about this weenis. What we still can’t figure out is why men have to brag about the size of their penis. I don’t meet men and say, “I have large breasts.” Why do they have to tell me about the size of their penis? If this person is going to be someone in my life I’ll figure that out on my own. Mr. Short Stick set himself up. I’m wondering how many erect sticks he has seen to be able to judge the size of his compared to others.
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I agree, Milicia. I have found the biggest sticks in the pants of the most closed-mouthed men. They don’t need to talk about their size because it’s a no-brainer that the size becomes obvious if a relationship follows. Does size matter? Not always.
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I want to meet a smart man who is in shape and smells good.
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Doesn’t sound like a lot, right?
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At least I know what I want.
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April 11, 2009
2:07 AM
Daughtry - Feels Like Tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fITz-y09Cbg
Peace
Nightflyer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHB2_eqRBTQ&feature=PlayList&p=D7DA5F2AB0064F55&index=1“>Daughtry Band - Over You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHB2_eqRBTQ&feature=PlayList&p=D7DA5F2AB0064F55&index=1
[Good stuff..I'm just saying..]
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pssst, I got big balls in heart and in love.Unless it’s in combat? then it’s a kill shot! and split..
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unless? I have to go back! then it’s babysitting and work…
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Hey Nightflyer.
[Good stuff..I’m just saying..]
Yeah, real good stuff. Fun to wake up to.
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Ha ha ha! I put off even looking at this swill of hate because I knew
that you would melt down when the truth hurts, you Jewish American
Nazi princess.
You suck. Literally and figuratively. Just another spoiled rich bitch.
You have been with nothing but losers your whole life and I know what
I am and it certainly is nothing like your warped, twisted view of me.
Sputter all you want to, you are but a flea on my ass. That’s how
little you mean to me, slut.
And I won’t be coming back to the DP, so you can have your little circle jerk.
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Gee Amber — do you think Jimi thinks he is Mr. Short Stick with the obnoxious voice? Maybe he does have a teenie weenie stick, at that.
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Is his stick the size of a crayon?
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[you Jewish American Nazi princess.
You suck. Literally and figuratively. Just another spoiled rich bitch.]
Amber — if Jimi is someone who you know in real life — I suggest getting an order of protection.
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Jimi is a nobody — just a wannabe posting on blogs in his free time. He’ll go away eventually.
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Well if Jimi is Mr. Short Stick — you’re 100% correct, Amber — it NEVER should have happened. And BTW — all you gals out there — stay away from men like Jimi.
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Quite a hissy fit, Jimi.
[Sputter all you want to, you are but a flea on my ass. That’s how
little you mean to me, slut.]
A flea on your ass, Jimi? Try taking a shower — maybe you won’t end up with bugs on your ass — and wash your mouth out while you’re in there, too.
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Man-up Jimi.
I know Amber — intimately. I have since the mid-90s.
I’m one of those ‘losers’ you mentioned in your post. Do you know what men do with punks like you? Of course you do — that’s why you hide behind blogs.
I called Amber on the phone and told her what you wrote disgusts me — now I’m telling you. You called Amber a Jewish American Nazi princess. Shame on you. If you don’t like Jewish women — stick with non-Jewish women. You’re not good enough for Amber — if you are Mr. Short Stick — she’s right — It never should have happened.
Hey Jimi — you’re not as anonymous as you think. You’re good at shooting yourself in your foot.
[And I won’t be coming back to the DP, so you can have your little circle jerk.]
Jimi — men who are well endowed rarely tell women. They don’t need to. The proof is in their pants.
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