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Listed are the posts for December 2008.

Laidar

laidar

Jack and I would attend some of the same fundraisers and random women would come over and say hello to Jack. They didn’t know who I was — and it didn’t matter. After they would leave I would say to Jack, “Did you sleep with her? I get the feeling you did.” Of course Jack [...]


Voicemail

voicemail

One of my less than truthful boyfriends, Marty, went out of town for the day on business. Whereas he would normally call me on his way back and we would talk as he drove  – he didn’t. I called a couple of times and kept going into voicemail. Eventually (3 AM) I did the unthinkable. I checked the messages on MY phone that he used. [...]


The Zipper

the-zipper

I was dating Ricky — who played handball at the same gym where I worked out. At some point Ben, one of Ricky’s handball buddies said to me, “Ricky is dating other women.” I didn’t believe him.

I asked Ricky — he said, “NO — Ben is jealous and wants us to break up so you’ll go out [...]


MAYBE means NO

maybe-means-no

It was love at first sight. I was attending a party at a restaurant in Boca Raton, Florida  – and while ordering a drink at the restaurant bar  – I saw Ted. He was hard to miss — he was sitting alone, right next to me.

We started talking and after a couple of minutes I thought to myself [...]


Nail Tales — what does ‘no one special’ mean….

nail-tales-what-does-no-one-special-mean

What is a lie?  Wikipedia (if it’s wrong — correct it) sez:

[lie (also called prevarication), is a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement, especially with the intention to deceive others, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, protect someone's feelings or to avoid a punishment. To lie is [...]