Friend with NO BENEFITS
So once again my friend with benefits (that I never saw) has let me down. Every time I think the “relationship” is over — he calls or texts sweet talk (ok… lies).
HE: No one else does it for me
ME: You’re giving me a line
HE: No — I wish it WAS a line — but it’s not. It’s the truth. I hear your voice and …
ME: You’re giving me a line
What about the girl you were dating? You haven’t seen her since March?
ANOTHER LIE — a picture shows up online of the two of them at the beach - and the picture is recent.
He never even took me out for dinner or for a drink.
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Oh Vanessa. When are you going to stop falling for lines? Yeah — it’s not your fault that people lie to you. I don’t know what to say except I am sorry you hurt.
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Is he THIS friend with benefits?
http://nailtales.com/wordpress/2009/02/15/friend-with-sext-benefits/
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Of course it is, BeBe. Vanessa might fall for the lines — but she’s very selective about whose lines she falls for.
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He’s got issues, that for sure.
How about your other sweetie, Vanessa?
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I hope to see him sometime this week — but who knows. Anyway — gotta go. Talk later.
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For the record. There were no benefits for me.
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End of this story.
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When it comes you baby..It’s all benifits..I don’t care too much about anything else..You’ll always come first! everything else is just gravy.
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Benefits..fringe benefits..gravy..sleeping in for awhile..walks in the park..simple stuff that slows down the day and night. Im down with as long as Im with you.Nights out. Good times..
Running around together. On man..I give it a day maybe two..
In a week..Your friends and loved ones..Would ask? where’s that good looking friend of yours! Nightflyer the soldier. And, you would have your first moment without me! and then you’ll know for the first time. Your in love with me. That’s how I roll.Keep it simple.
~Nightflyer~
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It’s good to be home.lol.lmao..I missed you ladies.I’m at work! so TTYL…
~ Nightflyer~.
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I missed you SO much, Nightflyer.
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The story wasn’t over. I fell for it again. He told me he missed me. He told me he wouldn’t hurt me. And he did. How? Lying. The man can’t tell the truth. And he thinks he’s a super-stud. I think he’s gay.
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Maybe I should give him a POKE on Facebook.
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Good thing you haven’t seen him since he returned from his vacation. If anyone is packing a dick of death — it’s him. He would screw anything.
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Agree. He’s TOXIC.
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Well we don’t need to think about him anymore. I have no idea what he thought he was trying to prove other than he’s an idiot.
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And a liar.
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A drunken liar — the creme de la crap.
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OMG - Vanessa is taking this way too hard. Has anyone seen her?
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How many times is she going to fall for his lies? I have seen him in action. He thinks he clever — he’s not. He’s just mean and twisted. She’ll bounce back. Right now? She’s not at all OK. I wish I could do or say something to make her feel better but the problem isn’t her. It’s him. They don’t come more genuine than Vanessa.
I am so sorry Vanessa if you’re reading this.
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I don’t think she’s reading, Milicia. Her phones are turned off — she is not ok.
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I am fine, thanks.
Milicia set up a Facebook page for Nail Tales. I was working on it with her. We made a couple of mistakes along the way — but we’re getting the hang of it.
I figure the man in this post slept with 12 % of his Facebook friends and he has lots of male friends and family on his page — so the percentage of JUST women NOT related and over 18 = an ugly MO.
So yes. I am fine. I need to eat some cookies and go to sleep.
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In fact his facebook page reminds me of Amber’s JACK and the list of women who he slept with. Amber has good Laidar.
http://nailtales.com/wordpress/2008/12/31/laidar/
Jack and card player are tied for best liar. Liars can’t stop lying.
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To be an Oak..You need to have boxer briefs like mine..Your either stand up! or you not. Lightweight liar’s are east to spot!! they get uncomfortable when guys like me walk into a room? cus we own it. You speak plain and look a person in the eye’s..That says it all.
Rock out kids…
Night
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[You need to have boxer briefs like mine]
I don’t think I ever saw his underwear come to think of it. He would always come over in his sweat pants.
[You speak plain and look a person in the eye’s]
He does neither. I even said to him, “You don’t look me in the eyes.” Oh well.
[Vanessa
said on August 20, 2009 at 7:08 pm:
End of this story.]
End of this story x 2. Thanks Nightflyer.
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Saw Inglorious Basterds yesterday. Good movie. A vicarious shoe on the other foot thriller.
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I am SO excited. Forget about men — I reconnected with summer camp friends. I don’t remember the last time I felt this good. I spent 8 weeks every summer at camp. I remember teaching my friends how to give a hand-job on a bunk bed rail.
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BeBe — you what????
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I TAUGHT MY FRIENDS HOW TO GIVE HAND-JOBS ON THE BUNK BED RAIL.
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BeBe! Tell us more….
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ILL….
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ILL…
I heard that expression for the first time last week. It’s a good one.
Vanessa — you chose a Linda Ronstadt song. My aunt lived in Tucson, AZ and was friends with Maria Urquides — considered one of the ‘mothers’ of bilingual education. Not long before she died — she told my aunt that the only way to learn English is total immersion.
Here’s a bit about Maria.
http://www.lib.az.us/awhof/women/urquides.cfm
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And I hope Linda (Ronstadt) doesn’t get mad that I am writing this (am I violating her privacy, Milicia?) — but Maria told my aunt she helped Linda with the Spanish on an album Linda did in Spanish. And the last thing about Linda Ronstadt is that my Aunt was at a friend’s husband’s funeral and Linda Ronstadt sang with her cousin and another musician. Family friends. Good people in Tucson. The Mexicans were there before the Americans, I think. (I’ll confirm).
I’ve been there 3 times.
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I think you’re ok with what you said — they’re public figures and what you are saying is the truth. I’ve heard your aunt tell these stories. I’ve heard other Aunt Ruth stories that haven’t shown up on Nail Tales…yet.
I’ll guess they’ll be woven in under another name.
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Vanessa — I saw your benefit-less friend this weekend. It was bizarre. I drove to Vegas from Arizona and he was at the black-jack table with a trashy blonde hanging on him. He didn’t see me.
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Sounds about right. He called my cousin and told him he won big. Good for him. I can’t imagine his life — drinking, gambling, and having sex with tramps.
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He looked like he had been drinking for weeks.
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Auntie Ruth — nice to hear from you. Misery loves company — when are we going to hear the story about your ex?
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Very soon, Bryan. I’ve never told the whole story because I didn’t find out that my ex-husband had a girlfriend when we got married until recently. Ultimately the triangle became a pentagon. Not more than a pentagon that I know of.
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Jack was a pentagon PLUS. And I was just me.
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Jack was a busy man in those days. Word has it he hasn’t changed his ways.
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I love this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nup-6Xk-yqg&NR=1
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I had a boyfriend who looks and sings like Nick. That’s a trip to Aunt Ruth’s story for another night.
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Vanessa — I heard you haven’t given up hope on your middle of the night caller. GIVE UP. HE IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE. Turn your phone off at night. Every night.
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Really, Vanessa. This is getting ridiculous.
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*yawn * Im throwing a pair of jeans on and bustin’ out the seems..Im going out with a spring in my step. I had the AF chicks say to me yesterday. Night, we want you for breakfast..
and I don’t have any problem with that..lol..
Night
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[. Night, we want you for breakfast..
and I don’t have any problem with that..lol..]
Lucky you — lucky ladies. I wish someone wanted me for breakfast.
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This goes out to my Shelia…
The Association Never My Love Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=munErg-ykYU
Having you look up at me when Im at my best….Is everything. Lets dance shall we?
Night
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My niece Amber is right, Nightflyer — they don’t come any sweeter or kinder than you. I remember when the Association were at the top of the charts with “Never My Love.” Great song.
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Glad you agree, Aunt Ruth.
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