Friend with NO BENEFITS


So once again my friend with benefits (that I never saw) has let me down. Every time I think the “relationship” is over — he calls or texts sweet talk (ok… lies).

HE: No one else does it for me

ME: You’re giving me a line

HE: No — I wish it WAS a line — but it’s not. It’s the truth. I hear your voice and …

ME: You’re giving me a line

What about the girl you were dating? You haven’t seen her since March?

ANOTHER LIE —  a picture shows up online of the two of them at the beach - and the picture is recent.

He never even took me out for dinner or for a drink.

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YOU’RE NO GOOD — Linda Ronstadt