[HE: As far as I’m concerned this never happened.]
The stalker. I remember that jerk. I heard he’s still around and he’s as obnoxious as ever. He’s the guy who was bragging about how he would have sex with a co-worker during the day in a local hotel next to his office.
Yes, that one. The ‘average’ sized guy who was insulted I didn’t tell him he was well endowed — then he cyberstalked me. Glad we both agree that what happened — didn’t.
Johnny’s on the computer and read’s a personal ad that say’s…
Im looking for a guy who……
1. That doesnt run around on me.
2. Does’nt beat me.
3. He has to be good in the sack.
Johnny think’s for a moment and say’s …I can do this. Ha ha.
The next day he hooks up with her on the phone and says …Lets meet.
Johnny goes over her house and rings the door bell.. She answere’s the door and say’s yes.
Johnny say’s hey….It’s me Im here to make good on the ad. She says yes…
Johnny say’s …as you can see ..Im legless so I can’t run around on you. She say’s yes…
Johnny say’s Im armless so I can’t beat you..she say’s….. Ha ha…. I also said you had to be good in the sack….
Johnny say’s hey sister how do you think I rang the door bell……
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Ouch.
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My hair looks Michelle Obama’s today. I have an Obamado today.
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So Vanessa… what is your Obamadojour?
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[HE: As far as I’m concerned this never happened.]
The stalker. I remember that jerk. I heard he’s still around and he’s as obnoxious as ever. He’s the guy who was bragging about how he would have sex with a co-worker during the day in a local hotel next to his office.
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Yes, that one. The ‘average’ sized guy who was insulted I didn’t tell him he was well endowed — then he cyberstalked me. Glad we both agree that what happened — didn’t.
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Here you go mates…
Johnny’s on the computer and read’s a personal ad that say’s…
Im looking for a guy who……
1. That doesnt run around on me.
2. Does’nt beat me.
3. He has to be good in the sack.
Johnny think’s for a moment and say’s …I can do this. Ha ha.
The next day he hooks up with her on the phone and says …Lets meet.
Johnny goes over her house and rings the door bell.. She answere’s the door and say’s yes.
Johnny say’s hey….It’s me Im here to make good on the ad. She says yes…
Johnny say’s …as you can see ..Im legless so I can’t run around on you. She say’s yes…
Johnny say’s Im armless so I can’t beat you..she say’s….. Ha ha…. I also said you had to be good in the sack….
Johnny say’s hey sister how do you think I rang the door bell……
peace
Nightflyer
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I expected better..Your either lightweights or your not fun (………………………..)
Sorry, it is what it is. Still,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIUA9105GKI
Remind me, will always have each other..When everything else is gone..
Nite Nite…
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Walk the walk..or……………………………………………………………..
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[Remind me, will always have each other..When everything else is gone.
I'm not going anyplace, Nightflyer. I walk the walk -- I talk the talk -- I am who I am....
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That’s exactly what I’m talking about..a little spring in your step and some attitude..I like your style bebe..
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[I like your style bebe..]
Thanks, Nightflyer. Good thought to wake up to.
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