Laidar
Jack and I would attend some of the same fundraisers and random women would come over and say hello to Jack. They didn’t know who I was — and it didn’t matter. After they would leave I would say to Jack, “Did you sleep with her? I get the feeling you did.” Of course Jack would deny it, giving me a “hon…..come on…. why do you say these things.”
OK, I figured, it must be in my head.
I’m an accountant and Jack asked me to sort through some of his papers to help him prepare his taxes. I came across a hand written list of women’s names.
The list had the names of ALL of the women who I thought (over the years) he had slept with (plus more). I said, “You’ve got to be kidding me — you made a list of the women who you slept with?”
Jack said, “No, of course not — it’s a list of women who I have a crush on.” I thought to myself, “Yeah, a list of the women who you have a crush on and slept with.”
Years went by until I saw Jack again. He was married by now. I saw him at a fundraiser talking to a woman who wasn’t his wife. I had heard Jack still had fidelity issues but didn’t give it much thought.
I said hello and asked if I was interrupting anything (like a business conversation). They both said I wasn’t so I chatted with Jack and this woman for a couple of minutes. I still had the feeling there was some connection between Jack and the woman.
Jack and I talked occasionally over the following couple of years, strictly business. I did see him recently at a social event without his wife and we got to talking about old times. I said, “So what happened to the woman who I heard you were having an affair with? Do I know her?”
Jack said, “Sort of — she was the woman who I was talking to when I saw you at the fundraiser a couple of years ago.”
Oh…..
So what is Laidar? The ability to detect a lover’s past or current lover(s). Intuition.
Piece of my Heart (click on link — Mary J. Blige singing)
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There’s hope bebe..We’re Not all pansies or jackoff’s acting like our woman on our shoulders aren’t there..Their’s some of us who are proud of our woman..
When I walk into a joint.I want everyone to know who my lady is.That’s just me..Maybe cus I act like man. Deployment has a way of letting you know what’s really important in life.
Nite Nite
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Like a stone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA
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Cool band, Nightflyer. And they debuted on Letterman. I like that. Letterman’s band is tops and knows talent when they hear it.
Poor Amber…. she can’t meet a good guy. BTW — she’s a great accountant — very thorough — she found that handwritten list. Good thing Jack didn’t have that list in a word file — there would have been been a lot of unhappy cc: women receiving an email from Amber. I would have scanned it into a pdf and sent as an attachment.
Wiki on Audioslave
[Audioslave made their live debut on November 25, 2002, performing a brief concert on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater on Broadway in New York City, for the Late Show with David Letterman. This was the first time any band had appeared on Letterman's marquee.[37] That year’s KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas was their first official paying concert, where the band played on the first night, December 7, 2002, after giving a secret club show the night before.[38] Towards the end of the band’s six song set, Cornell told the audience, “These guys saved my life this year”,[39] and the show ended with his band mates hugging him.[40]]
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Ahhh sweet malisa- I have style and respect! after that it’s chill time. I dig the effort you bring to the table. Speaking of tables..I was ready to ask where the short bar was located in this joint. I’m here for my friend and my sweetheart 11201- The She girl. Lol. Anyways, Now that I don’t have to sit by myself at the short bar because all the chicks in the house are talking! Lets sit and laugh..Why Not? who cares? We’re with friends and family. Till next time..Hope to speak with you again. Your cool beans and that’s Awesome. Peace.
Nightflyer
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Oh, I can bring alot to the table..I don’t lie or cheat it’s to cheap. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I don’t have time for nonsense and acting like a jerkoff. I’m a man.
and life’s too short. Nice to talk to you. TTYL Peace.
Nightflyer
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Hey hey- two six over,. Catch us @ The tIKi bAR. Two four out..
Night
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Hey, Nightflyer. Two six over is Blackhawk related? What’s Two four out…
In any event — GO ARMY.
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